President Obama recently “cracked wise” about his failed ‘stimulus,’ saying ‘shovel-ready’ was not as ‘shovel-ready’ as we expected.”  Of course, it’s not a laughing matter for the 13.7 million Americans looking for work today, and Reuters notes that the president “needs to come up – quickly – with a convincing plan to generate jobs.”  Republicans already have such a plan – one focused on promoting the kind of private-sector job growth the ‘stimulus’ promised but failed to deliver.  All the details are available now at Jobs.GOP.gov

Republicans have invited President Obama to help enact our plan, but he appears content with his old one.  While the White House insists the president “isn’t waving a victory banner,” there he was in Miami saying he deserves credit for our sluggish economic recovery, according to The Washington Times. ‘Credit’ for 9.1 percent unemployment?  If you say so. 

As for the joke, perhaps President Obama is on to something about broken promises.  Here are similar lines for potential use at future events:

  • “The ‘stimulus’ was not as stimulating as we expected.”  This one’s obvious, but timely with the anniversary of Recovery Summer around the corner.  Think about it: at this time last year, the White House was readying a victory lap, but our economy has lost hundreds of thousands of jobs since then, and 1.5 million overall since the 'stimulus' was enacted. 
     
  •  “The ‘Sputnik Moment’ was not as momentous as we expected.”  Just weeks after declaring that the United States had reached a ‘Sputnik moment,’ the president released a budget that was widely panned for failing to make the tough choices needed to tackle the job-crushing debt that threatens our ability to compete and secure our children’s future.  With the government on track to end the fiscal year $1.6 trillion in the red, the Obama Administration has asked Congress to increase the debt limit without any spending cuts or reforms.
     
  •  ‘‘The ‘Affordable Care Act’ was not as affordable as we expected.’  Families and small businesses continue to suffer from ObamaCare’s  maze of mandates, tax hikes, and mandates, which 200 economists and experts have called “major barriers to stronger job growth."
     
  •  “The ‘Open Government Initiative’ was not as open as we expected.”  The White House staff holds  regular meetings with lobbyists at Caribou Coffee across the street from the Oval Office so they can avoid recording their meetings on public visitor logs.  So much for being ‘the most open and transparent’ administration in history. 

No joke here: Republicans’ job creation plan builds on the Pledge to America with measures designed to remove government obstacles to private-sector job growth.  Learn more at Jobs.GOP.gov.